Ben Goes Ugly

Blogged under Benjamino Ballbaby,Families are forever. Shit! on Monday 24 September 2007 at 8:15 pm

When I gave Ben the thumbs up to get hair extensions thinking he’d never score a girlfriend this isn’t what I expected: Ben Goes UglyNot only did my grand master plan to prevent bitchy sister-in-laws fail, now I’ll never go out in public with him again. I don’t know if he considers that a good or bad thing.

Every time you share me I won't punch a kitten!
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  1. Comment 1by Anonymous — September 25, 2007 @ 8:46 am

    Wow! Nice work there, Ben.

  2. Comment 2by mrs.ak — September 25, 2007 @ 8:58 am

    what a plonker…

  3. Comment 3by Sarahbellum — September 25, 2007 @ 10:33 am

    anon: Don’t encourage him! He called last night and said he was thinking about getting a perm. I hung up on him.

    mrs. ak: Indeed.

  4. Comment 4by leash — September 25, 2007 @ 12:23 pm

    DDDD-sgusting

  5. Comment 5by ak — September 25, 2007 @ 7:17 pm

    please tell me this is a joke

  6. Comment 6by Melliferous Pants — September 25, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

    holy crap.

  7. Comment 7by Anonymous — September 26, 2007 @ 7:40 am

    business on top, party in the rear

    qb

  8. Comment 8by Anonymous — September 26, 2007 @ 8:53 pm

    Ben,

    I have this idea for a movie and you may be perfect for the leading role.

    You have a certain magnetism that, well, let me say it this way, most other boys don’t have.

    The name of the movie is GeeBERs, and I think you would be perfect for the part of Jethro PussyBoY GeeBER.

    Reply here and I will send you my number.

    Amen.

  9. Comment 9by Candace — September 26, 2007 @ 11:32 pm

    I’m seriously not hanging out with him till it’s gone….thats revolting.

    xoxo*

  10. Comment 10by Anonymous — September 30, 2007 @ 7:33 am

    If that’s what happens with a mullet I want one.

    Calling TOKOYO!

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