Zebra Boob

Blogged under sarah-ness on Wednesday 26 September 2007 at 9:19 am

How do you cure klutziness? Is there a magic pill or mind relaxation tapes?

I’m constantly in a rush. I love the concept of time, but I just don’t grasp it. I’m constantly late. I was born two weeks late and it sorta stuck with me for life. I always wanted to be considered a “lifer” but for something other than being punctually-challenged.

Between constantly rushing and my natural klutz-like behavior I’m getting hurt a lot. Until now it’s just been slight bruising, and the occasional paper cut. Yesterday it was slightly more serious–I burnt my right boob. Yes, seriously.

I was rushing while getting ready for work. I like to do things in order: shower, get dressed THEN do my hair. I should have known mixing the order up would result in harm. I hadn’t decided what I wanted to wear so I was curling my hair in panties only. (Can we please not go there? Thanks!) Being my klutzy self I dropped my curling iron, and of course it rolled down my chest, leaving me with a zebra stripe looking burn. Don’t get me wrong, I love animal print but usually just on shoes–not human flesh, especially my flesh.

15 Comments »

  1. Comment by Epic — September 26, 2007 @ 9:52 am

    Pics or it’s not true!

  2. Comment by Anonymous — September 26, 2007 @ 11:31 am

    Sounds hot to me!

  3. Comment by That One Guy Mike — September 26, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

    Zebra Princess. I’m willing to bet you’re a lot more punctual when cupcakes are involved. Especially when topped with pink frosting;)

  4. Comment by JM Bell — September 26, 2007 @ 5:20 pm

    this post is useless without pictures.

  5. Comment by Ms Aimee — September 26, 2007 @ 6:46 pm

    ohhh. ouch.

  6. Comment by Melliferous Pants — September 26, 2007 @ 8:01 pm

    i’m sorry to hear about your accident…though i’m sure your many male readers aren’t (just a guess from the picture requests).

  7. Comment by GEORGE! — September 26, 2007 @ 8:28 pm

    Totally hot.

  8. Comment by Melliferous Pants — September 26, 2007 @ 8:33 pm

    Fine, keep your pink! DB and I don’t need it anyway! ;-)

  9. Comment by She&He — September 26, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    My husband and I read your blog religiously. I’ve given him permission to look at your boob if you post it. It was that or honor his request I curl my hair naked.

  10. Comment by Anonymous — September 26, 2007 @ 10:02 pm

    Let’s see!!

  11. Comment by Anonymous — September 26, 2007 @ 10:36 pm

    Booby booby booby. Show me booby. But not a photo. Just come over and show it off. Flesh is so much better … wait for it … in the flesh.

  12. Comment by mark — September 26, 2007 @ 10:50 pm

    Bewwbs!

  13. Comment by Candace — September 26, 2007 @ 11:31 pm

    Haha…Sarah…I love you…and your klutziness :)

    xoxo*

  14. Comment by mark — September 27, 2007 @ 10:02 am

    In retrospect of my previous comment, I am hereby dubbing you “Z-Bewb”.

    A new gangsta handle, with which you may do what you will.

    Peace out, Z-Bewb..

  15. Comment by mrs.ak — September 27, 2007 @ 2:39 pm

    you are pretty punctual. arlo on the other hand…

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