Bad Things Happen in Utah County
Being in Utah County brings the naughty out in Maddie…
and maybe me too.
and maybe me too.
Which is a darn shame, because I’m usually so very reverent and sweet. What? !Which is a darn shame, because I’m usually so very reverent and sweet. What? !
Maddie is so silly. The police car in the background really makes the photo. Did they arrest her for sodomizing a sculpture?
nice.
Wait til Danny Ainge sees this…
I’m on hold with him RIGHT NOW, young lady.
utter genius both of you - now this is wot i call art! laughed my tits off.
Ah, yes. I’ve seen many a Utah Valley lady turn to bronze statues after totally giving up on the UV male population. It’s a sad, sad situation.
But hey, action is action, right? Proceed with vigor. Just don’t forget to take pictures.
Precious.
That might be the dirtiest thing out of Utah Country since Geneva closed.
Hee haw!
please tell me this was on BYU campus, awesome.
You’re blowing that poor boy. He is ruined.
UVSC, perhaps?
sofi: Close, they did ask her not to be so naughty.
jenny: It was entertaining.
that one guy: Maddie, made me to it. I swear!
mrs. ak: Agreed.
erat: But how do you explain the little bronze boys?
girlsnap: Hoping it makes the family newsletter.
theorris: Proudly making Utah County a naughty place…
charlotte: Nope, close though.
anon: I was just zipping up his fly. That’s okay, right?
erat: Bingo!
We need more women who understand the appropriate way to zip up a man’s fly then.
Sarahbellum: You can marry at 14 in Utah.
Boys? Men? Cousins? Bronze? Wood? Whatevuh, Utah’ll forgive you. Just don’t drink coffee.
This is so damn funny and utah-punk! I love it!
Damn this is hot!
One word to sum you up: CHASTE.
One word to sum me up: DBL PENETRATION.
Whoops, that’s two words.