Why Ben doesn’t have a girlfriend:
Sarah: “What is that funky smell?”
Ben: “I’m sure it’s me, but I don’t know where it would be coming from… I showered.”
S: “With soap?”
B: “This time, yeah.”
S: “Maybe it’s your breath.”
B: “Nah, I brushed my teeth. Do you have gum?”
S: “No, but there’s some clear vanilla mint lip-gloss.”
B: “I wonder if it’s because I didn’t use toothpaste.”
S: “Ben, seriously how hard is it to take the extra half of a second to put toothpaste on your brush?”
B: “I know, I know… but did I tell you I used soap in the shower?”
i can think of a few more reasons too….
suzie: I think we all can.