The Night Romance Died
“When are we going to get crunk and hit skins?”
This was a text message a 23 year old sent me last night.
Where to start…
1) Never am I going to get crunk and hit skins with a kid. 2) Get crunk and hit skins? Are you kidding me–who says that? Oh wait, twenty fucking three year olds, that’s who!
Don’t complain at least you still got what it takes to attract a younger guy.
You know that gray streak in my hair? It’s kept me free from guys under 30 for a while now… You should try it.
it sounds like a t9 word error to me…but i have an emotional gray streak.
This is hilarious. And a perfect example of why I — 26 — trend toward men nearly twice my age.
I’m so crunk I forgot to mention I’m crunk. Shocking, I know.
hahaha I am laughing at this only because I am the only one who knows who said this. Fairly sure he was “crunk” at the time he sent this ……….but I am sure he woulda anyways haha. so funny
A gentleman would ask, “Do you feel it is an appropriate time in our courtship where we ought to be able to become chemically altered in a fashion that would lead to intimate contact with vigorous abandon? …my lady…”
Which would be far more romantic, naturally.
Ahhhhhhh, come on Sarah, give the kid a chance.
The offer is still on the table…
Quit posting my text messages.
Anon: You’ve got an awesome point!
Aimee: I’ll wait on that one until it comes naturally.
Leash: Sadly, it’s not.
Girlsnap: Twice your age, really? I haven’t done that in years. Maybe I should rethink that approach.
Pants: You crunk at my house? NEVER!
Danielle: You crunk crazy kids!
Sumwun: See now that would have guaranteed me a place in his cradle.
Rob: But why?
Anon: I’ll keep you posted.
George: You’ve outed our secret online love affair. What will people say??