Single & Stalking

Blogged under dating, friends on Thursday 30 August 2007 at 9:11 am

A friend and I were discussing relationships last night over drinks. The previous woman he’d been dating wasn’t exactly monogamous. Now that he’s back on the prowl, I thought it might be fun to practice my matchmaking skills. Asking him what he looks for in a woman, thinking he’d provide the basics: pretty, smart and most importantly a great rack.

Nope.

“Well, if she wasn’t screwing someone else she would have been fantastic. So available is a start.”

And this was proven by ogling every ring less waitress the remainder of the evening. Like a true friend, I helped.

4 Comments »

  1. Comment by Anonymous — August 30, 2007 @ 9:58 am

    That’s funny! Available is a good trait when dating.

  2. Comment by 100% Stalker Free — August 30, 2007 @ 10:11 am

    What does he look like? I’m single and looking.

  3. Comment by Sumwun — August 31, 2007 @ 10:38 am

    I’d give up huge boobs for fidelity any day.

  4. Comment by Sarahbellum — August 31, 2007 @ 7:53 pm

    anon: I certainly think available is a good trait. Too bad not everyone feels the same way.

    stalker free: Oh, he’s hot!

    sumwun: There’s something to be said about fidelity. I’m for it. But a good rack is always nice…

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