Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

I walked into the bathroom last night with the intention of throwing a teeny bopper clothing catalog into the garbage.

I glanced at the toilet, then glanced back at the magazine and quickly without a second thought I sat down and flipped through the pages while I peed.

I finished up business, tossed the catalog into the trash, washed my hands and felt manlier than I have in a very long time. Which is a tad surprising, given my deep mannish voice.