girlfriends
i was looking at my friend milinda’s profile on blogger and her answer to the dumb blogger provided question reminded me why we are still friends after all these years!
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Thank you auntie, for the beautiful maple syrup dispenser. I always enjoy looking at a good cock first thing in the morning.
that just made my day. and believe me it was a long one.
My favorite place for breakfast in Bozeman has little roosters sitting on the tables. I will now always giggle when I go there.
Cocks just keep me up all night.
Funny!
It reminded me of watching Oregon State a couple of nights ago in the College World Series and the fans at the game. One guy had an OSU hat on with a little stuffed beaver on top of the hat. (beavers are the school mascot)
My perverted mind just thought of this:
Can you imagine someone with a beaver hat eating at a restaurant with little roosters on the table?
There has to be a good punch line there.
there’s a sweet and sticky joke in there too.