What my mom’s Christmas newsletter won’t tell you:

Blogged under Uncategorized on Saturday 30 June 2007 at 4:58 pm

Online Dating

Proving (if only to myself) I don’t need a man!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Friday 29 June 2007 at 10:00 am
I made this: Proving (if only to myself) I dont need a man!
Out of this:

 Proving (if only to myself) I dont need a man!See that cute, pink screwdriver? Midge gave it to me for Christmas, and while I simply adore it, it’s not exactly the ideal tool for such a project. I have blisters. For real, blisters!

The lesson learned: I don’t need a man, but I definitely need a drill.

Undeserved Punishment!

Blogged under friends on Thursday 28 June 2007 at 9:33 pm

Marky made me go here: Undeserved Punishment!
Because I made him go here:7 Draper%20Annoucement%202%20story%20rendering Undeserved Punishment!

Rare Steak and Karaoke, column 6.28.07

Blogged under Benjamino Ballbaby, the dating years on Thursday 28 June 2007 at 2:09 pm

 Rare Steak and Karaoke, column 6.28.07 Rare Steak and Karaoke, column 6.28.07
To read this week’s column click here! To see humiliating footage from the night click here, here and finally, for the best/worst click here.

Neither Ben nor myself will be trying out for American Idol anytime soon. We, fortunately, realize how much we suck. And if we didn’t, we certainly do now.

Beer & Balls

Blogged under friends on Thursday 28 June 2007 at 7:02 am

I was over at a friend’s house last night, sitting on the porch having a drink when he walked in and said,”Hell yeah! My yeast is rising, and it’s making my balls rise.”

How was I supposed to know he was talking about pizza dough?

 Beer & Balls

home, stinky home

Blogged under Uncategorized on Wednesday 27 June 2007 at 1:15 pm

i live in a victorian house that has been converted into five apartments. i love my apartment with the exception of the kitchenette, rather than a full kitchen. it has a cute bedroom loft and overall fits my personality quite well. with that said, i think it’s time to move.

it’s really hard to rent cool apartments when my roommate is a dog. so when i found my apartment i was thrilled the owners were cool with dogs. i’m VERY allergic to cats and none of the tenants had cats. now a few years later there are four cats living here, and that’s four too many. do i really want to live in a cat house?

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