a rant plus

Blogged under rants on Tuesday 1 May 2007 at 5:56 pm

i am so over diet coke–they tricked me into being healthy! in a rush at the gas station i grabbed the first diet coke i saw, it wasn’t until i was in the car that i noticed it was diet coke plus. PLUS VITAMINS AND MINERALS! sneaky bastards. i swear to god it tasted like carrots and wheat grass. isn’t the entire point of the beverage that it eats your stomach and causes esophageal cancer? i don’t want fortified death. if they start putting b12 in sbux i’m going to lose it.

6 Comments »

  1. Comment by el viajero — May 1, 2007 @ 6:50 pm

    Does fortified death leave a better looking corpse?

  2. Comment by sarahbellum — May 1, 2007 @ 6:53 pm

    el viajero: again with the wanting me dead thing. at least you want me pretty dead.

  3. Comment by h.justin — May 2, 2007 @ 8:20 am

    Funny, I can’t taste the difference. Certainly no carrot or wheatgrass taste.

    And I think the vitamins and minerals might aid a hangover. Nothing wrong with that.

  4. Comment by sarahbellum — May 2, 2007 @ 11:30 am

    hj: just because i imagined the healthy flavoring doesnt make it any less real, in my mind.

  5. Comment by Richard Watson — May 2, 2007 @ 12:59 pm

    Sarah,
    I think have now put B12 into gas station hot dogs, too.

  6. Comment by Ryan — May 2, 2007 @ 3:11 pm

    I think this is the funniest thing I’ve read online in a long time…Hey have you thought about starting your own multi-level marketing company? I would think DietCokeB12 would taste better than Noni Juice.

    Just a thought.

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