Tales of Wit and Charm…

last night i was a judge for superstar 2007– a karaoke contest in utah this week is sponsoring.
for the record i know nothing about singing, but i know everything about being snarky! examples of this were my comments:
you must be every masturbating teenage boy’s dream.
i’m straight but even i’d go home with you.
no comment.

and the best snarky comment caitlyn, my partner-in-crime judge, made, “i’ve never heard that song before, and i never want to again!” i loved her for that, because i was thinking the same thing.

it was pretty simple to determine who actually watches american idol, because after their performance they would stand in front of us waiting for mean comments. god bless simon cowell.

brock.v*******: get laid?

brock.v*******: no

for this week’s column click here.

and because i know you’re reading the rest of the paper ( you are, right?!), go here and let them know you’re reading and what you enjoy–you may even win a bling shirt like mine! if you’re not reading, you should be! you can start here where my editor missed the memo on pink being uber cool. just to avoid questions, i did not start the pink guy blog–i just with i had! as you can imagine this guy is my favorite man in slc. boyfriends come and go, but pink guy? he’s forever!

banjo ben ditched work yesterday afternoon so we went spent the afternoon shopping local record stores. between the two of us we ended up buying nearly 100 records, which would be much cooler if either one of us actually owned a record player.

the first record i ever owned was strawberry shortcake. i’d like to think my tastes have changed since then, but sadly no. my favorite record purchased today wasn’t billie holiday, paul anka (shut up!) or any of the sinatra albums i found. nooooo, it was a random waltz album. it’s cute and pink just like my strawberry shortcake album–some things never change. now if i could just find something to listen to them on!