super "sarah behaved" bowl
urban princess and i went to a super bowl party at a friend of a friend’s house yesterday. the hostess, katie, was very sweet to let us all come over. it was because of her hospitality that i behaved myself. early in the evening, she walked across the room with her pink ipod in hand. in typical football fashion i wanted to throw my body across the room, tackle her, and intercept the beautiful ipod. BUT, since i was a guest in her home i didn’t.
there was a new guy in the midst, a very, very smart new guy. he noticed i was wearing pink ‘roos, and commented how great they were. i think he almost believed me when i mentioned they made me run faster and jump higher. in fact, i almost believed myself.
the game was interesting enough, but i was really there to see prince and sadly no nipple was shown this year. i do appreciate a good nipple to break up the monotony of football…
i had a great time, and was lucky enough to sample some very tasty chocolate espresso beer. needless to say, i was in heaven.
What is wrong with us? Not a day can go by that we don’t mention boobs or nipples. I think we need help.
wait a minute - pink underoos make you jump higher?
I have pink roos too!
We are twins with different parents!
Chocolate, espresso AND beer? Holy God! Was there vagina in it too?
Roos hahah Prince did say…”Let’s go crazy, let’s get nuts”. Hehehehe Roos…
Chocolate espresso beer? Is that good? Where do I find that?
My super bowl was lame. I had Taco Bell and worked. Stupid.