Tales of Wit and Charm…

i went to provo last night to see my mom in the hospital, where she’s recovering from surgery. i don’t deal well with other people being sick. i don’t think it’s that i’m being selfish, i think always being the patient teaches you to deal with your own health issues and not those of others. that’s just life. so, having a sick mother isn’t easy for me. seeing her in a hospital bed nearly killed me. between that and the disgusting smell of hospitals i ended up sick to my stomach in the bathroom. luckily holli and the twins got there shortly thereafter, providing some much needed levity to the situation.

i think the god of rock and roll looked down on me with pity, because when i got into my car to head home “you give love a bad name” was playing on the radio. i rocked out, and life was suddenly good again.

i’m starting to wonder if i have a superhero fetish. first there was captain american now this! seriously, what’s next batgirl?

pmk sent me an email regarding our new office dress code. he’s crazy if he thinks i’m going to wear a blouse or cut my mullet. luckily, there’s nothing in there about fishnets and knee shorts, because that’s what i’m wearing today. for real.

- Generally, Oxfords & slacks for males, blouses & skirts for females.
- No T-shirts.
- No Jeans.
- No open toed shoes.
- No Dickies.
- No Carhart.
- No Mullets.

it’s no secret i’m the office pervert. remember the veggies? however, when pmk gave me this book i started wondering if i’m really that bad.let’s see–there’s this, this, and this. fine, he’s got a valid point. is it too late for new year resolutions??

by now i hope we’ve all seen al gore’s global warming movie. if you haven’t do yourself a favor and rent it soon. i like to kid that al gore invented global warming around the time he invented the internet, but in reality he has a message that needs to be heard.

pmk attended a meeting about it in park city last night. to read his thoughts on the subject go here.