germs in the office
tomorrow is the beginning of my christmas vacation, following tradition i passed out the obligatory office gifts today. last year it was usb lava lamps, this year i handed out diseases. i gave pmk a cold, jb a flesh eating bacteria, the office lush got beer yeast, and i gave the office dream boat mono–mostly so i could say just that.
i did keep syphilis for myself, not because it was the cutest and pink, but because i don’t want to be know as the girl who gave someone at work an std.
Syphillis looks so cute and cuddly!
Oh, but it would be so fun to tease ddr about a hot chick at work giving him syph…
-Bob
gotta love a girl who appreciates a good streptococcus.
ha.
i forgot to mention i totally stole that from frank zappa. damn, we miss him.