adopt an ass
i just got off the phone with ben. i had to inform him i found the perfect christmas gift for our dad! i heard on the radio you could adopt a wild horse or burro through the bureau of land management for only $25 bucks–and to think, we were just going to get him a pocket knife flashlight combo for $15.
that’s a bit more useful than having an earthquake named after you. my aunt got an earthquake named after me for my birthday one year (she works for the geology department at byu).
This is a great gift idea. When I was a children my family adopted 2 wild horses, or mustangs, one of which became mine. I named him Smokey. It was great till he got colic and died, but that was years later…..
If I adopt one will you come ride my ass?
That is really an orginal idea for a Christmas gift. My only fear of buying a burro would be if I bought a dumb ass rather than a smart ass.
How do you gift wrap an ass?
Dennis.. your answer is over here.