it’s really too bad that orrin hatch doesn’t have time to define porn for these two!
i need to let daisy see herself in the mirror–she must be under the illusion shes a much bigger dog than she really is, because she got into a fight with a dog three times her size last night. she was lucky to only walk, err, limp away with three bites and a hurt leg.
when i took her to the very handsome vet today, i had him run some test on her as well because she..well stinks. shes lost four pounds in the last couple of monthsthats a fourth of her body weight, so a significant amount. turns out she has a bacterial infection thats making her not only lose weight, but fart uncontrollably. when i asked what caused the infection i was told it can be caused by emotional stress. that’s right, my dog is stressed out! not only is she a brawler, shes a nut case. go figure.
i think its possible both daisy and i need a high dosage of prozac.
read here for my tribute to the game today! sadly, i wasn’t able to score a ticket this year, but i’ll be wearing my pink utah shirt and watching the game from home.
i was at the jazz/laker game tonight, but i found it hard to concentrate on the game once i realized teen wolf and the jazz bear are indeed the same person, or at least hairy relatives both in need of major electrolysis.
to read my adventures of thinking like a man go here!
