proof!!
my brother ben and i had family night last night, which included a trip to target rather than scripture reading. it’s better that way, trust me. the mission was to buy christmas decorations for our newly purchased retro tinsel trees–mine pink (of course!), his silver. ben’s personal mission was to buy blue balls for his tree. yes, blue balls.
i am soooo telling my mother this story next time she tells me i am her “dirty” child!
“Blue balls?” What? Is his tree in high school?
Oh - I kill myself.
—The Toad
Where’d you find the tinsel trees?
Ben is such a bad boy!
Dear Sarah–
Well I say better to have blue balls hanging on the tree than hanging– hm, why don’t I finish this thought privately rather than sharing.
Mikeymikemike
I think that’s the funniest bachelor tree yet. I only hope he leaves it up year round and explains to his dates why he chose to dedicate a tree to this particular color of balls.
Sarah of course in our family only Ben would think of that!! I think it’s brilliant Ben!