birthday dilemma solved, with a little saintly assistance–column, 11.9.06
go here to read this week’s column, unless you’re a family member of mine, then this week just skip it. trust me.
mom, i mean it. no dead turkey day holiday for you! i’ll stay in salt lake and eat at village inn. this is no idle threat, remember i like pancakes.
What do you know St. Ann pulled through. HERE I AM BABY!!!
Wow that’s a birthday! You sure can celebrate aging
I’m glad to hear you enjoyed your birthday and got kissed! Aren’t you going to tell us who kissed you?
ITs about time you wrote the SEX word
Irish car bombs? Are you crazy? Do you know what sort of hangover those provide? You must be hard core. I can’t even drink them and I’m a lush.
I am dying to know, did your light fall from the ceiling or was that an exageration? No way that happened in front of you as you wrote the article. NO WAY!
This is my favorite one yet. You are finally getting, dare I say, edgier? Honestly this is your best yet. I want to read more of you on this level. Pretend for a moment you live outside of Utah and write from that part of you. Lady, you have what it takes to go somewhere in this industry.
I recently moved back to SL after a two year hiatus, and must say I am estatic there is a column like yours. As well a paper like IN. It’s young, hip, and fun. SL needs you! Keep on keeping on!
Car bombs rock! I’ll buy you one anytime. Come over to Port O’Call not Murphys. That’s where you’ll find me and my gang.
Email me if you wanna @ Fratboy287_Utah@yahoo.com
Any other hotties reading should do the same. My boys rock!
YOU FREAKING ROCK!
So many men, so little time.
You bad girl you!
I am so retarded. TEEHAAHAA! Look what I typed as my name. ZOMG!!!
Are we all going to ignore Miss Bellum wrote about SEX! THat’s right folks, SEX! I guess not actual sex but the trying to find it. Sex sells they say but your paper is free. WTH?
catholic boy: niiiii-ce!
anon: what better to celebrate aging than by acting young?
curious: i’m a lady, i’ll never tell.
anon: ha ha!
drunk: i paid the price the next morning.
new fan: the light falling really did happen. i have a witness, a human one this time! also, than you for your kind words!
joe: hold me back. no really.
ex catholic: thanks!
beer bond jibber jabber: are you sure you’re not the one drinking the act of terrorism? bwaaahahaha!!!
anon: if you want, we can charge just you for the paper…really, we can.