it’s always a struggle to find something to wear to the office on halloween. i don’t want to put too much effort into it, and yet i feel bad if i ignore it altogether.
what am i, you ask? TACKY!
someone has taken the time to master my handwriting skills. it’s true!
why else would i find a pink floyd cd with my name on it? there really is no other explanation since i hate pink floyd.
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thank you,
the management.
i made the trek to utah county today to meet my mom, holli, and the twins for lunch. i cannot believe how big the kids are getting. i also cannot believe carter touched me with his crocs! he is the only male alive i would let get away with that.
now that’s real love.
in retribution i taught them the proper way to trick-or-treat, adding in the smell my feet part. why is it parents always forget that?
(my camera phone sucks: you will be reunited with an old friend today.)
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one week from today i’ll turn 31. i can no longer hide from it. today, while spending three hours in the dental chair getting a root canal, i couldn’t help but think: this is the beginning of the end– is this really what i have to look forward to? what’s next a broken hip, arthritis and constipation? what crap, no pun intended.
