"we are a happy family!"

Blogged under Uncategorized on Tuesday 26 September 2006 at 10:29 am

doll "we are a happy family!"i found the below email in my inbox this morning from my favorite uncle:

“Your grandmother was bragging on you again this past weekend. It is such a reality check to realize my own mother wants to tell me about my “big brother’s” children and grandchildren more than she wants to talk about me and mine. Mom always did like your dad best.

Anyway, she shared the excitement of your newfound celebrity status. I told her you have always had celebrity status in my eyes, being the oldest and cutest of all the nieces and nephews you were such a new item nearly thirty years ago. I was still in high school when you came into this world. I can’t believe you now have worries regarding Crow’s Feet and Aging Eggs. Remember you have earned both. Grandma advised you have not quit your day job. I always knew you were smart. Your intelligence was obvious when you avoided that school in Provo so many years ago. Please don’t embarrass my mother, your mother, or one-eyed Daisy. It is ok to embarrass your dad and brothers.”

this is the man i named my most beloved cabbage patch doll after in the 80′s. all these years later i know i made the right choice naming it!

just another reason why i shouldn’t be allowed to speak.

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 25 September 2006 at 4:32 pm

a friend from the office, angie, asked me the other day what size of bra i wore. now, i know this sounds a little odd, or maybe just a little too high school sleep-over but wait…

she had recently returned from a vacation to venezuela with all sorts of goodies, including bras; apparently they make some super-sexy bras. since her hubbie was still there she talked him into bringing some home for all her friends. (thanks mr. angie!)

i ran into the bathroom to double check my size–in the middle of this another co-worker walked in, looking at me rather strangely. after all, i did have my shirt have off and was looking at my bra tag. without thinking i said, “sorry, but i was just getting my bra size for angie’s husband”, and walked out. yup, i’m stupid and now the office home-wrecker. awesome.

my first political yard sign:

Blogged under Uncategorized on Sunday 24 September 2006 at 4:37 pm

hatch my first political yard sign:it’s cool. i’ll always vote for an ex-punk rocker who loves lou reed enough to name a child after him.

the newest and coolest member of my family!!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Saturday 23 September 2006 at 4:43 pm

grant.0 the newest and coolest member of my family!! a mr. t halloween costume has been planned–nothing is cuter than baby bling!

twins separated at birth?

Blogged under Uncategorized on Friday 22 September 2006 at 7:11 am
sb twins separated at birth?what do these two have in common? obviously they share dashing good looks and a similar tie collection, but there’s more: a birthday.

tommy twins separated at birth?

happy birthday tommy!

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