Forcing myself to stay home tonight. I will do homework, I WILL! Right after this TV show. I swear.—32 mins ago
Salted soy beans, while good, are no substitute for chocolate. Now would be a fine time for someone to bring me some.—3 hours ago
Ignoring homework long enough for a few episodes of Gilmore Girls and a nap. Clearly I'm very responsible.—6 hours ago
Going to the gym after eating pizza at the Avenue Street Fair was the worst idea ever.—6 hours ago
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A life of beef jerky doesn’t sound too bad.
I’ve considered having an elective hysterectomy.
I liked this one. It had a true ring to it.
Hey come on small towns aren’t that bad now are they, what about the sunflowers on the side of the road and the fresh apples on the trees?