flying high!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Friday 25 August 2006 at 1:33 pm


I don’t know which is better: my love life, or the new cast of dancing with the stars.

It’s too close to call at this point.

polygamy hits the office!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Wednesday 23 August 2006 at 8:22 am

my co-worker, gray, is a supervisor over three women–apparently this title is going to his head, and his bible.

getting nailed

Blogged under Uncategorized on Tuesday 22 August 2006 at 2:23 pm

while out riding last night jb and ak stopped at a gas station for a quick break (wimps). they were sitting on the grass next to a beastly old pick-up truck when the owner, having more inked skin that not, started yelling “move away from the vehicle– you’re lucky I don’t have my nail gun with me.” he then proceeded to make some sort of sound effect, which i imagine he practices at home after one too many cans of natty ice while watching cops re-runs.

and they wonder why i refuse to bike, i’d much rather pick up my creeps via the internet.

just because i can

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 21 August 2006 at 12:34 pm

sunday, bloody sunday!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Sunday 20 August 2006 at 7:59 pm

mixing it up a bit, aimee and i met at yuppie-bux today to discuss our love lives (definitely a conversation that must be fueled with caffeine). we sat outside and enjoyed the lack of pan-handlers and car wrecks in front of us that our usual location provides. the only person that caught my eye was a man of the cloth wearing a cell phone on his hip. a direct line to god to report my bad behavior was the first thing that came to mind. i didn’t want to offend (imagine that!) so i decided to be wary of my language. when discussing relationships it’s often hard to drop the profanity. needless to say, the conversation hit an all-time low today. i damn well better make it to heaven for that!

match adventures

Blogged under Uncategorized on Sunday 20 August 2006 at 8:54 am

obviously i’m using the word adventure lightly. here’s my favorite (read creepy) message received this week:

But I am determined to find a way to meet women, so I shall keep writing these letters tell the cops come. I work in construction as a finish carpenter in park city, so if I come home with somebody from work you should be worried. Hope to hear back from you soon.

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