pushing my buttons!
the company i work for is moving this month. i’ve found it’s just like a personal move: i ignore it until the last second. pmk has demanded i pack at least one box per day. (he’s horrible, i know.)
i packed my obligatory box. in disgust i muttered a god damn-it and tossed the box on the table, as it landed i heard a “that was easy” from the box.
laughter erupted from everyone in ear shot and i couldn’t stay grumpy any longer. thanks staples, i knew there was a reason i kept the promo gift.
I want that button!!!!!!
One box a day. Is it too much to ask for? Remember: Don’t put off tomorrow what you can do today (Goethe).
I’ll show you easy!
How about for every box you pack, you get to drink a beer? I bet that would speed things up! (To a point…)
I have a button like that on my desk… I hid it after about the 30,000th time some moron walked over and pushed it gleefully.
I’m trying to re-program it to say, “that was shitty”
Then we’ll see how many people want to push it…