big head sarah and the stripper!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Thursday 13 July 2006 at 3:44 pm

as per request, you can read my column here! look for my giant grainy noggin and from there you can read this week’s story. sorry, it took so long to post–be patient, i’m worth the wait…or so i like to think.

please take note of the stripper, sharing a cover with any stripper is a dream come true! for those of you that are friends with my mom, expect that cover to be noted in the annual bragging rights christmas letter.

speaking of stupidity…

Blogged under Uncategorized on Wednesday 12 July 2006 at 11:55 am

i don’t recall which lunch spot we were at when pmk captured this little goodie for me, however, i did remember to add ice to my drink–and that’s what’s important…

yet another child left behind

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 10 July 2006 at 8:00 pm

i was in desperate need of some girl time saturday, so i met a couple gal pals for a trip to consumer hell (read:fashion place mall). leigh brought her roomie chacyne, possibly the worlds stupidest person. we were discussing guys we’re currently dating and their professions. i mentioned that politico was, well…obviously in the political field–hence the name. she immediately asked what politics entail. after i picked my jaw from the floor, i explained what working in the political field was…well i tried and i could see it was going over her head. so, i just mentioned they are people who work in “like” government like the president and his administration, her eyes widened and she said, “YOU’RE LIKE DATING THE PRESIDENT”? i counted to ten (to avoid killing her) and mentioned he worked in local politics. i then explained politicians were the people who made the laws she (supposedly) followed. her response? “oh, i thought that was volunteer work”.

hmmm…i guess you could look at it that way.

fast sunday

Blogged under Uncategorized on Sunday 9 July 2006 at 11:07 am

aimee and i met our favorite punk rock couple for drinks last night. we were having a standing argument over which club is better: golden trails or southern exposure. (for the record, southern wins hands down, or tits up as the case may be.)

i mentioned that i’d been asking where to find stripperoke and hadn’t yet received an answer. drop dead chris is stunned into silence, NOT a usual occurrence. after a moment i get the well, i hope god give you an answer soon, because i’d really like to go.

yeah, that’s right…sometimes after a couple beers the simple word asking sounds amazingly enough like fasting to confuse even the coolest of kids.

i’ll be sure to blog back about the god-given answer soon!

horny?

Blogged under Uncategorized on Friday 7 July 2006 at 2:10 pm

why slc needs more biker bars:so when i see this guy on the road, i can rest assured i’ll meet him one hot summer night. i’m a sucker for a helmet with horns, ever since that halloween party three years ago–mmmm…vikings.

out for in!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Thursday 6 July 2006 at 4:00 pm

While we’re talking about new things in IN, make sure to pick up next week’s issue, where columnist Sarah Nielson will debut. Sarah is popular blogger (www.sarahbellumsn.blogspot.com) from Salt Lake City and each week she will share her frank and humorous views on being single in a city not made for singles. More on Sarah next week.

starting thursday, july 13th i’ll be writing a weekly column for IN magazine about my single life. not to worry–i’ll still be blogging away, but now you can read me elsewhere.

remember the days of newspapers? well, those days are back!

look around town for IN magazine, utah’s weekly entertainment rag, they’re starting to pop up around town. comment me and let me know when you pick up your copy!

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