This sugar-free pudding cup is my boyfriend. For real. I would totally nap with it. 7 hours ago
I want to be in bed. That's all. 8 hours ago
Dear Jesus, if I pass this final on Tuesday I will believe in you for one whole month. Love, Sarah 9 hours ago
This cold is not going to ruin my Friday plans. Nope. Not happening. 10 hours ago
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Was that you or your doppelganger I ran into friday evening outside Cafe Rio shouting into your cell? Oddly enough I saw my own doppelganger in the car next to me on the way home.
I don’t know who had a better time on the white trash contraption– Daisy or Sarahbellum. No, really I have no idea. On the bright side, the cabin doesn’t employ immigrent workers (or seniors suffering from a poorly funded medicare system), lock them in a cheap version of hell (make them dodge screaming kids, and) and expect them to clean up Bugles all night (wave ‘hello’ and give fake smiles all day) for $2.36/hr.
(and you thought the walmart dvd player was bad!)
Thread-jacking again…
Was that you or your doppelganger I ran into friday evening outside Cafe Rio shouting into your cell? Oddly enough I saw my own doppelganger in the car next to me on the way home.
I don’t know who had a better time on the white trash contraption– Daisy or Sarahbellum. No, really I have no idea.
On the bright side, the cabin doesn’t employ immigrent workers (or seniors suffering from a poorly funded medicare system), lock them in a cheap version of hell (make them dodge screaming kids, and) and expect them to clean up Bugles all night (wave ‘hello’ and give fake smiles all day) for $2.36/hr.
I’m not seeing seatbelts on you two girls.
linden: must have been my doppelganger, as you can see i was busy playing the role of white trash girl.
justin: daisybellum did.
dennis: the seatbelts were dirty, i do have standards…
Where can I get one? I want to tool around town in it.
stop it.