no idiot left behind.

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 22 May 2006 at 1:30 pm

math.0 no idiot left behind.while paying for lunch today pmk handed over $11 for a $10.98 total, the cashier grabbed a calculator to ensure pmk received the correct change.

umm, you do the math. there is entirely too much to make fun of…so insert your own sarcasm, ad nauseam.

why i have word of the day on my google homepage:

Blogged under Uncategorized on Thursday 18 May 2006 at 3:21 pm

Word of the Day

fustian: pompous or pretentious language.
hobbledehoy: an awkward, gawky young fellow.
cum: with; along with; combined with.

for those keeping count–that’s three blogs containing words that make my mother blush. awesome.

get in gear!

Blogged under Uncategorized on Wednesday 17 May 2006 at 2:20 pm

tour.0 get in gear! ak is riding in the tour de cure, a sponsored ride to raise money for the american diabetes association. diabetes affects 20 million americans; the most significant to me is my dad, diagnosed at the age of 8.

i’ve donated, and i’m asking you to do the same here. it’s a good cause and every little bit counts, skip sbux for a day and contribute your coffee money. it’s enough that you can feel good about yourself without hopping on a bike and sweating your guts out.

ak, thanks for riding for both of our dads!

bike speak

Blogged under Uncategorized on Tuesday 16 May 2006 at 12:12 pm

may is bike month, and today is ride your bike to work day. i’m not a biker so i don’t take part in these activities, however, the geeks are, and they do.
bike bike speak although i think they got confused and thought it was DRIVE your bike to work day. whatever.

i don’t speak bike, so when jb looked at me this morning and mentioned, “darn it, i forgot my scrotum today”, i was speechless. the disturbing part to my tender ears was that he said darn and scrotum in the same sentence. you see, i really feel that a forgotten scrotum deserves at least a damn…but that’s just me.

commander in queef

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 15 May 2006 at 2:52 pm

i cannot believe i just wrote a blog title containing that word! i hate that word, however, it’s very fitting and i can’t ignore a good rhyme.

in honor of our fearful, errr…i mean fearless leader’s address to the nation tonight:bushhater commander in queefphoto taken at snowbird this weekend (thanks jon). ahhh, clearly a man after my own heart.

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