beer and a side of foot
flyboy and i went to dinner last night at a little joint known as roosters; a cool little place, but it didn’t follow my no cocks at dinner rule. yes, i realize a place named after a rooster is bound to have them throughout the restaurant, but still…
it’s hard to pay attention to your dinner conversation when you’re waiting for your date to stick his foot in his mouth. you see flyboy has an excellent track record at doing just that. i’m not easily offended, so instead of getting upset i get excited. rest assured, the evening was a complete success! a man passing outside had on a puffy vest, flyboy pointed out how silly this was as it doesn’t keep your arms warm. bippity bam, guess who wears a puffy PINK vest all winter long…yup, me.
it’s nice to have something you can count on.
You’re positively evil…which makes you strangely appealing. Hmmm.
some friends of mine and i go to roosters a couple of times a month.
no one cares, yeah, i know.
You know (and most people don’t know this but) the sleeveless puffy vests were actually invented by the greeks when the arms on their cheaply made sculptures kept falling off.
While the Greeks invented the aforementioned item, it did not become mainstream until the armless-lady-who-signed-her-checks-at-the-grocery-store-with-her-toes film they used to show elementary school kids in the early 80s to teach them to be nice to people with disabilities was widely viewed.
Just a bit of trivia I thought you might enjoy…
Brian- Miss Bellum obviously has seen no such video.
lincoln: comments like that only encourage me, thanks!
dave: it’s a cool enough place, if you stay AWAY from the pork.
bryan: ak’s correct, i’m clueless here.
i was with you when you bought that in the kids section.
am: correction, adult section.
Um Pink vests+ Sarah + Kristin= HOTTNESS!!