why i should be in government…
this post will most certainly cause one to think flyboy is a natty ice guzzling, overweight, balding man. he’s not, he enjoys pabst blue ribbon. i kid, i kid. with that disclaimer out of the way…
flyboy went to the kentucky derby over the weekend. yes, by choice! while he was gone we entertained ourselves with bad state slogans. some of our best were:
kentucky, where we wish immigration were an issue!
kentucky, where sleeping with your cousins isn’t required to visit, but it helps!
kentucky, we make your state look good!
Couldn’t the last one be true for UT, too?
actually it was for utah, i changed it just so we could stick with the kentucky theme!
Dear lord your funny!
I was almost beat up by a pregnant 14 year old in Paducah, Kentucky. She was working the counter at Hardee’s, and besides being 21 months pregnant, she had about four teeth left in her mouth. This experience almost made me miss Utah.
Kentucky: Five million people, ten last names.
I would be careful making fun of people from a place whose primary exports are whiskey and baseball bats.
I love a nice cold PBR, so no trash talking my beer. Flyboy sounds funny. Keep him around so we can hear more please.
anon: thanks!
amy: don’t think i didn’t catch that ALMOST.
dave: nice!
kerrith: you’ve certainly got a good point there, but i’m not afraid.
beer drinker: trust me, i’m not trash talking the beer brand. i have been known to drink a pbr, ask around. yes, flyboy IS funny. just not as funny as i am…
I went to a bar over the weekend that had PBR on tap. Ack!
pants: you’re the luckiest girl i know….
X-wife’s (the other place owned by the Andy’s family) has $1 PBRs on Sunday nights.