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Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 1 May 2006 at 2:07 pm

i’ve found my calling in life! no, not turning making fun of people into an olympic sport, but rather bumper stickers– finding entertainment in them, and passing it onto you good people.

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  1. Comment by slcup — May 1, 2006 @ 2:23 pm

    I’m reminded of the “South Park” episode about the Pious…

  2. Comment by abby — May 1, 2006 @ 2:34 pm

    That’s funny stuff. THis could be a great addition to the blog. Keep up the great work!

  3. Comment by Dane — May 1, 2006 @ 4:23 pm

    I dig reading your words, I do. But the pix posts are great. More of those would be cool. Digging the bumper sticker idea,stick with that.

  4. Comment by Jennyjenjen — May 1, 2006 @ 5:07 pm

    Do you still have the pix of the bumber sticker that I sent you a while ago?

    ‘if you’re gonna ride my ass, pull my hair’

    I love it!

  5. Comment by ak — May 1, 2006 @ 6:09 pm

    how about a flag on the prius? patriotic AND getting better gas mileage - now there’s a thought.

    Speaking of bumper stickers, how about the one on your refrigerator?

  6. Comment by Justin II — May 1, 2006 @ 9:08 pm

    How about an SUV with a flag on the back and a Prius inside? Cover all your bases.

  7. Comment by mysterious bumper guru — May 1, 2006 @ 9:21 pm

    you could also include great bumper-sticker ideas which never made it to bumpers. my friends and I have several ideas- some funny, some just angry- that we’ll produce any day now…

    exempli gratia:

    a ribbon-shaped sticker of yet-to-be-determined color

    Support our conscientious objectors

    under the Larry H. Miller emblem on a car

    I bought my car from a homophobic bigot!
    or
    Now you really know this guy!

    Read My Lips: NO MORE BUSHES!

    If you love your country, question your government

    Jesus saves souls- and redeems them for valuable cash and prizes!

  8. Comment by Annie, The Evil Queen — May 1, 2006 @ 10:19 pm

    Love this. Over on Chickenhead.com they have one I almost bought for my husband:
    “I support meaningless jingoistic phrases”

  9. Comment by sarahbellum — May 2, 2006 @ 8:39 am

    princess: i haven’t seen it. good, i assume?

    abby: thanks!

    digger dane: i think sticking to it is a great idea. pun intended??

    jennyjenjen: damn it, no. that was a good one!

    j2: that’s fantastic!

    mystery boy: you never disappoint.

    annie: thanks. i’ll have to check the site out.

    ak: the afore mentioned sticker has been retired. thank god.

  10. Comment by Melliferous Pants — May 2, 2006 @ 9:02 am

    My favorite is “Jabba the Hut votes Republican”.

  11. Comment by ak — May 2, 2006 @ 11:14 am

    so the idea behind the refrigerator sticker has been retired? or the bumper stiker itself?

  12. Comment by sarahbellum — May 2, 2006 @ 11:59 am

    pants: me like.

    ak: the sticker has been retired, not the lifestyle. i ought to stop posting lesbian blogs so i don’t confuse you.

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