business up front/party in the back
this morning ben and i were discussing his summer haircut plans, he’s moving “home” for the summer. we’ve decided if he is going to live in the country he has to be country (don’t worry, it’s just for the summer).
the obvious answer is, of course, a mullet.
when he was trying to explain what he wanted it to look like he said, “i don’t want it to scream i want to sleep with my cousins, i want it to whisper it”.
it was at this point i realized, we are most definitely related; siblings NOT cousins!
Promise you will post pictures!
OMG. That kid is funny!
the true question is … is he your cousin?
abby: i promise.
anon: agreed.
dave: not funny.
Some other mullet names:
Tennesee Top Hat
Ackey-Brakey-Bad-Mistakey
Kentucky Waterfall
Mississippi mud flap
Business in the front Party in the back
Camaro Cut
Ape Drape
you want to sleep with your cousins?
pmk: you certainly know your mullet lingo.
ak: you’re an ass. just so you know.
Ape drape, I like that one!!
I’m pretty sure I’ve dated that guy on the tube. Does that make me pathetic?
princess: not so much pathetic, more like my HERO!
Your brother is funny. Does he always say such weird stuff?
I especially love the 2-in-1 bottle - body wash/car wash…
Also, regarding the fuzzy dice, is that what they call a “hard six”?
Just wondering.
Hey! I just followed the links to get here and had to tell you that this crazy product is what I bought my 17-year-old for Valentine’s Day. Cracked him up.
It’s a little creepy.
ace: yes, he does. i’t grrreeeatt!
that one guy: good eye, i would have never thought of that. i remain impressed.
paige: wow! it is creepy, but oh so funny. the crazy stuff you find on mullet sites. so, the question remains, does he wash his hair OR car with it?