Comments on: congratulations, it’s a monster. http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/ Where Sarcasm Comes Standard Tue, 06 Jan 2009 09:10:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: sarahbellum http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-746 sarahbellum Fri, 14 Apr 2006 18:11:00 +0000 http://sarah.ericfaerber.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-746 annie: i think it'll be that baby that is disappointed. how tragic to come into the world and realize tomkat made you.<br/><br/>j2: good observation.<br/><br/>smug: exactly.<br/><br/>mystery boy: blah, blah, blah...come see me. annie: i think it’ll be that baby that is disappointed. how tragic to come into the world and realize tomkat made you.

j2: good observation.

smug: exactly.

mystery boy: blah, blah, blah…come see me.

]]> By: mysterious lone dissenter http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-744 mysterious lone dissenter Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:35:00 +0000 http://sarah.ericfaerber.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-744 a) since when has normalcy been the sole determinant of good parenting? i know plenty of normal folks who raise normal, average, <i>boring</i> kids. people who use the argument "it's not normal" to make a case against anything are inherently lame. (presesnt company excluded, of course)<br/><br/>2) how two grown people want to experience the birthing process is entirely their own business, and, unless they're harming the baby, who's to say they're wrong?<br/><br/>iii) religious intolerance is inexcusable.<br/><br/>d) yeah- scientology is crazy, and so are these two. they'll be bad parents for sure. a) since when has normalcy been the sole determinant of good parenting? i know plenty of normal folks who raise normal, average, boring kids. people who use the argument “it’s not normal” to make a case against anything are inherently lame. (presesnt company excluded, of course)

2) how two grown people want to experience the birthing process is entirely their own business, and, unless they’re harming the baby, who’s to say they’re wrong?

iii) religious intolerance is inexcusable.

d) yeah- scientology is crazy, and so are these two. they’ll be bad parents for sure.

]]> By: Smug http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-743 Smug Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:52:00 +0000 http://sarah.ericfaerber.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-743 Could their affection possibly look any more insincere??? These two are mad as hatters. Maybe the kid will get lucky and get adopted by Katie's mom and dad. They seem nice and normal. Could their affection possibly look any more insincere??? These two are mad as hatters. Maybe the kid will get lucky and get adopted by Katie’s mom and dad. They seem nice and normal.

]]> By: Justin #2 http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-741 Justin #2 Fri, 14 Apr 2006 04:41:00 +0000 http://sarah.ericfaerber.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-741 Remember that episode of <i>Seinfeld</i> where Elaine had her picture taken for her Christmas card? Remember that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine had her picture taken for her Christmas card?

]]> By: Annie, The Evil Queen http://www.sarahnielson.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-740 Annie, The Evil Queen Fri, 14 Apr 2006 02:33:00 +0000 http://sarah.ericfaerber.com/2006/04/13/congratulations-its-a-monster/#comment-740 I didn't scream during childbirth but<br/>A- I had an epidural and<br/>B- No one was trying to tell me I couldn't.<br/><br/>As my doc said, no one knows what will happen during child birth. These two are going to be sorely disappointed no matter what from the looks for things. Such a shame. I didn’t scream during childbirth but
A- I had an epidural and
B- No one was trying to tell me I couldn’t.

As my doc said, no one knows what will happen during child birth. These two are going to be sorely disappointed no matter what from the looks for things. Such a shame.

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