Tales of Wit and Charm…

i spent time with the man behind the hot buns of steel, denzel washington. he and i aren’t on the best terms, i haven’t forgiven him for playing that dirty bastard cop in training day. it’s been five years and i still hold it against him, now that is very powerful acting. so obviously, i don’t refute his acting skills for a second, but i can’t move past that damn character he played.

anyhoooo, a cute boy took me to see inside man today. i didn’t have high expectations but it was a must see because clive owen was in it, i love me a hot brit! i only looked at my watch once, that is the best way to determine entertainment level, and the glance was only to determine bathroom time. when i ran (and i mean ran) out, a lady followed suit. as we ran, she looked over and asked inside man? funny. would have been even funnier had she washed her hands. i’m a germ freak, so i was totally grossed out. i can just see pmk laughing as he read that part. i would feel badly, but i don’t, he knows why.

the movie was good, the boy was good, and for the record i still can’t stand denzel.

i’m without a car for the next two weeks. alex was kind enough to lend me his jeep this week.

it was then i realized, i am every small town boys dream!

you might be wondering how i know this. easy. when you have multiple truck drivers whistle at you in the same day, you just assume things.

thanks for the beefy ride alex!

i’m sick and tired of winter. just when i think the powers that be are cutting us a break and spring weather is here, it snows. i want summer, therefore i need spring. to have spring, winter needs to be over. do you here me?? O-V-E-R!
with that, i bring you my top five reasons why winter should die:

1-snow, snow, and snow!
2-freezing for months. this includes daily thermostat fights with gg-top.
3-soggy pant bottoms, you see those girls with wet jeans to their shins, ME, and what’s even worse is when they do finally dry and you have stiff salt jeans. gross!
4-trying to convince my dog there is no snow, so she will go out in the mornings. comical, but it gets old fast.
5-winter dry skin, ugly and painful.

so all you snowboarding and skiing freaks, i want your “fun” season to end, if only for the sake of my sanity…..and jeans!

i break up with my friends, often. today i broke up with tim. certain life choices should be discussed over nozzle filled chai’s, not via guest blogs! don’t worry, i can easily be persuaded to reconsider. soy americano, for life. i’m losing a best friend, the least you could do is caffeinate me for life.

with that, i bring you tim’s guest blog, or guest novel. grab a cup of coffee, tivo your evening shows, settle in, and give it a read.

ps. i was horrified as the blog suggests, and furthermore the ring sucks!

those who know me can attest to the fact i rarely blush. today i did. and blushing is a nice change over the “i made out with a steering wheel” bruising. thanks to my favorite shaggy sbux boy, rory!

if only you were a couple years older, sigh….

i got into a car wreck tonight, sadly, neither boyfriend came to my rescue.
it’s my fault, not only for smashing into the back of a jeep, but for bringing the wreck on. a couple weeks ago i was whining about my rising car insurance costs, and stupidly said it sucks that i pay all this money and never actually use it.

the powers that be heard me.

i learned the importance of seatbelts and traveling with a real coat. oh, and NEVER exchange your information before the police arrive (even if they do take an hour to get there), it instantly turns to a civil matter. just so you know.

that’s life. you win some, you lose some, and then you wreck some.