pathetic sarah-facts 1-5

Blogged under Uncategorized on Monday 27 March 2006 at 5:59 pm

as someone pointed out to me last week; i don’t have “means for fire” in my place. no lighter. no matches. nothing.

i am 30 (eek!) and don’t currently own matching dishes, wine glasses, or for that matter have any matching glassware except the recently purchased martini glasses in my place.

unlike every woman i know, i don’t have “skinny jeans”. i do, however, own a pair of fat jeans.

i desperately need to get a new nose ring (the pretty pink jewel fell out), or rid my nose of one altogether. i am a giant baby and don’t want to go have someone torture me alone, jen isn’t here to hold my hand this time.

i miss sleeping next to someone, it just isn’t the same when there is no one to battle it out for the good pillow.

10 Comments »

  1. Comment by ak — March 27, 2006 @ 9:09 pm

    I would like to be the first to comment on this,

  2. Comment by sarahbellum — March 27, 2006 @ 9:27 pm

    ummm, thanks?

  3. Comment by Dave — March 28, 2006 @ 12:38 am

    I would like to be the second to comment on this,

  4. Comment by mysterious non-conformist — March 28, 2006 @ 12:45 am

    Commenting on this has become too popular, so I refuse to participate.

  5. Comment by ace — March 28, 2006 @ 8:09 am

    Come out here and I’ll take you lighter shopping!

  6. Comment by Jen — March 28, 2006 @ 9:34 am

    Denver has fabulous stores that you have yet to see, great ‘nose ring’ boutiques, and I have a fluffy king size bed that hubby can get kicked out of for a night. (or two.)

  7. Comment by sarahbellum — March 28, 2006 @ 10:25 am

    a trip soon, i promise. i miss you and your hand holding!

  8. Comment by AK — March 28, 2006 @ 10:59 am

    jen, you need to come visit here and hold hands with sarahbellum. JB can provide the minivan.

  9. Comment by sarahbellum — March 28, 2006 @ 11:13 am

    ak has ulterior motives. not just the company of 2 pretty girls, but someone to back up his poor movie choices!

  10. Comment by Kerrith Black — March 30, 2006 @ 4:38 pm

    Don’t worry, 30 is the new 20.

    TV told me so it must be true.

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