sir, i’m sorry i just tried to kill you.
i got into a car wreck tonight, sadly, neither boyfriend came to my rescue.
it’s my fault, not only for smashing into the back of a jeep, but for bringing the wreck on. a couple weeks ago i was whining about my rising car insurance costs, and stupidly said it sucks that i pay all this money and never actually use it.
the powers that be heard me.
i learned the importance of seatbelts and traveling with a real coat. oh, and NEVER exchange your information before the police arrive (even if they do take an hour to get there), it instantly turns to a civil matter. just so you know.
that’s life. you win some, you lose some, and then you wreck some.
need a care package?? as i am liability only, i’ll send aim in kermit’s car.
At least you weren’t hurt. Thanks for the a.m. dose of Ponce and Jon.
I used to have the biggest crush on Ponch. Hope you’re OK…
Too bad about the crash. But cheer up, now you might be able to get a minivan!
Crashes suck.
As long as you weren’t posing as a Las Vegas police officer going 113mph and by ‘Jeep’ you really didn’t mean a Cadillac full of illegals, you should be fine. I always knew that Camry would make a good Derby car.
Glad to hear that you’re okay though.
thanks guys. rest assured, there will be no mini-van in my future.
tim, you know me so well!
I think you should get a red Cavelier just like the guy in Swingers…You could totally be the female version of Swingers. You’re funny and guys totally dig you.
sorry to hear that, although i’m glad you’re intact!
if you need some chauffer services (or need to borrow a car), i’m off the rest of the week.
That’s the best idea, a red Cavalier! All you’d need then is me, a pot ring, and some NIN.
You know I’ve fantasized about getting a mini van lately. Why? Fuck the man, that’s why.
ryan, do you know something i don’t?? guys dig me? the funny part i get.
dave, careful i might just take you up on that. of course, i will sit in the back and call you driver. it could be fun.
jen, you and the nin i get. pot ring? did i miss something?
theorris, blame that jb.
did you forget about my pot ring that my mom was SO excited that I get rid of when she bought me my huge silver thumb ring in Park City to replace it?
jenny jen jen, i must have blocked it from my memory. can’t ‘member a thing about the first ring. the second one, yes.