ode to the ‘pod
top ten reasons why i like my ipod better than people:
1-my ipod always does exactly what i tell it to do.
2-my ipod requires little maintenance.
3-my ipod goes anywhere i want, without complaints.
4-my ipod doesn’t have any opinion on life choices i make.
5-my ipod is always there for me.
6-my ipod never tells me i am too opinionated.
7-my ipod doesn’t mind when i flake.
8-my ipod never judges my musical choices (e.g. lyle lovett and neil diamond).
9-my ipod wears pink leather.
10-my ipod never hurts my feelings by saying the wrong thing.
“I am,” I said
To no one there
An no one heard at all
Not even the chair
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11-an ipod will last up to eight hours before recharging. men can only go 20 minutes.
Great blog! I was cracking up reading this posting about your iPod. I swear it’s the best thing I’ve ever bought. I wonder if I need iPod group therapy or something…
my elvis ‘pod selection says, “thank you, thank you very much”!
i’m lusting over that pink leather
as you should be. aim, it’s pinktacular.