sarah mcmuffin
some have wild friday nights out on the town. some choose to stay home and play with their new kitchen appliances. i am the latter.
i accidentally stopped at target on the way home, and i accidentally bought this…
i immediately canceled plans and invited krissy over to partake of the goodness. i don’t cook, just don’t do it. i have never taken the time to learn and don’t see myself learning anytime soon. however, this i can do! in under 5 minutes i made not only something edible, but GOOD! i am saved. ever since the super-size me induced mcdonald’s boycott i have been craving these like a preggo craves pickles. problem easily solved. everyone needs this new toy. the kitchen is now more than just a place to store coffee and diet coke….it holds food!
who knew…
now if i can avoid what seems to be the micky d’s phenomenon. i don’t want a giant ass, because you know what comes with fast food weight gain right? nascar jackets.
you reading this mom?? stop the snoopy dance madness, nothing changes. i am still against most things kitchen!
I have one of those infernal machines as well.
AWESOME!!!
But - I also have a huge ass!
—The Toad
i need to remodel the contraption to also cook a frozen cheese pizza. now that would be heavenly..
Why do I look so damn hot holding an egg??