Tales of Wit and Charm…

in case anyone has a sudden craving for greasy fish and chips this post is for you.

i beg of you, don’t do it! for some unknown reason i talked the downtown crew into going for this barf-tastic meal. this is the girl who refuses to eat meat. i am not an actual vegetarian, but i don’t enjoy meat. well eating it anyway. ha ha. sorry, i digress. back on subject. tonight’s venue was not my best idea. i am confident in saying that i doubt my input will be considered for quite some time.

needless to say, i am now home glued to my couch. too sick to move.

sundance tickets locals only wrist bands were given out today. for those of you who know me only by blog, i am a sundance whore. love, love it. tim and i set a personal record two years ago, 19 films. my ass hurt for months. i don’t mind waiting in line for a couple hours for this. but, my favorite part comes at the end of the wait. when i walk away with an ugly wristband and see all the other people still waiting. shut-up. i know, i am mean.

i am new to the dancing with the stars phenomenom. i only caught it bevause the OC wasn’t on. what i would like to know is why haven’t any of you girls told me how great it was?? now i understand why my sister-in-law holli is ballroom girl. don’t listen to my brother, dance your heart out girly!

my non-expert commentary–

lisa & louis. he was cute enough, and i have always liked her. i know, i know, one too many lifetime television for bored women movies. whatever, i still like her.

kenny & andrea. very entertaining to watch. that girl has moves! kenny, was hysterical. sports caster gone dancer.

drew & cheryl. finally a lachey back on television.

jerry rice, i love you even more after seeing your hips groove!!!

i need tivo. soon.

according to senator “fuckwit” buttars….

senator buttars has gay friends, despite his total disbelief of the lifestyle “choice”? i call bullshit.

this coming from the man who is set on banning the gay-straight alliance club from utah high schools. his reasoning being– at chess club they talk about chess, at dance club they talk about dance. so at “gay club” what are they going to talk about? sex. granted, it has been quite some time since he was in high school but what student doesn’t talk about sex? boys locker rooms. girls locker rooms. so, buttars unless you intend to step into every high school in this state and stop all sex talk, let it go.

and he believes in the separation of church and state. since when?

and the quilted bear with your wife? the utter horror of that statement!

in regards to intelligent design in the classroom, “tell the students the truth“. what “truth” are you referring to buttars? the mormon truth? you would like that, wouldn’t you?! ha.

alright, i will spare you. after listening to his interview who else needs a drink?

be sure to tune into radio west today. that asshole, chris buttars will be on the program.

man-jumper. i have always been one. makes moving on much easier, doesn’t it? come on, admit it. after all, we have all done it. not that there’s anything wrong with it! in an effort to keep with my new year’s resolution, i refuse to man-jump this year. god damn, the road to emotional wellness is a giant pain in the arse. this will affect more than just me. apologies, to all those cute barrista’s at my s-bux. no more flirting from this girl. i am taking time off. lying low. having some downtime.

ok, i think i covered all the cliche’s

re·jec·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-jkshn)
n.

1. The act of rejecting or the state of being rejected.

for unknown reasons certain people go through life without understanding the true meaning of rejection. i envy those people.

coping with rejection and apparent failure is a serious matter. the tragic death of john kennedy toole screams this truth at anyone lucky enough to need an explanation. no publisher would touch his book. in a vain attempt to kill the pain, he committeded suicide. posthumously, his book was published. and won the 1980 pulitzer prize for fiction.

JKT, i commiserate with you. SO, i am starting your book tonight. again. this time i will not dissappoint you. no rejection found here. i shall finish the book!