so, after a week of samuel alito senate hearings i find myself really missing harriet miers. at least she was entertaining. this in no way means i wanted her on the supreme court. it just means i like to be amused. alito, is way too boring for me. there are only so many times i can hear him say super duper. i would much rather hear more about harriet’s “love letters”!
some of you may remember my previous posts about breast implants. if not, let me refresh. i need them. this isn’t a need vs. want situation. i really do need them. for those of you who know me –back me up please. i am not well endowed. i am actually not endowed at all! sad, isn’t it? well i have long since wanted to start a website, invest in my chest. where people can donate to my cause. i haven’t really done that. until i do, i have decided to put a donate link here. so, feel free to put a little of that hard earned money towards something i really need. i know i have a few dedicated readers out there, now show me some love! puhh-lease?
as everyone now knows, larry miller pulled brokeback mountain from his theater. it even made national news, and we wonder why our state gets such a bad wrap! the GLBT community center have called for a boycott against all of miller’s businesses. i know he owns a bunch more than are show here, but this is a start.
i saw brokeback mountain, and the sexual content of this movie was hardly enough to even mention. yet, i have seen dozens of r rated movies at the jordan commons theater. all of which have had more sexual content than brokeback mountain. if he is going to pull this movie because of homosexual themes why isn’t he pulling memoirs of a geisha because it has a prostitution theme? or the family stone, for it’s depiction of family values? or casanova, because the movie poster shows a woman’s nude back? what about grandma’s boy, it has nudity?
larry, you are going to catch some heat for this one! all of which is well deserved.
my neighbor, country carl, just came pounding at my front door. ok, that is a lie. he just opened the door and ran in. open door policy around this place. he forced me to turn the tv to univision or as i call it, the spanish soap opera channel. sometimes, to annoy my brother i go to his house and turn the spanish soaps on and make up my own dialogue. i highly recommend this entertainment practice to everyone.
ANYWAY, i found this on the cristina show: (disclaimer-below pictures are graphic and not suitable for children or me!)
though i don’t speak spanish, the language of dancing “little people” is international. internationally, scary! the mini-michael jackson was my favorite. i only hope others saw the horror. krissy and i were dying. please oh please, someone else tell me you witnessed this!
justin. my personal photographer and all time favorite guy (sometimes). he is new to blog-land, so be gentle! besides being an extremely talented photographer he is rather clever with a pen. enjoy, i know i will.
since i have received numerous requests for my profile pic enlarged, here ya go.
and for a bonus
before reading below please take note i stand by my previous post. also- remember all launguage in this post is used for dramatic affect only.
when krissy rolled up in a black H2 last night i didn’t hesitate for a moment to slide right in. i can forget my hatred of suv’s for one night. anything for a friend, righhht? i mean…. anythin’ fo’uh sista yourself foo’! there is something built into those damn seats that instantly turns you into someone else. someone who insists we listen to mystical and knows every lyric. someone who speaks only in ebonics.
no playa hatin’ here. i’m too hip to drip.
and just to ensure my social well-being:
Results of “The Test”
Your score = 75
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a social activist! Your test results revealed that you are a champion of the underdog, protector of the weak and stickler for the moral choice in nearly every situation. You are highly aware of how actions can impact all of society, and do your best to maintain a sense of social responsibility. You simply feel better when you do the right thing, and encourage - or maybe even insist - that others do the same. This is certainly a trait to be proud of, as it’s people like you that incite societal growth. Just be careful, however, that you don’t force your opinions on others or make such large sacrifices for the common good that you spoil your own quality of life.
