a new year ninja
apparently when krissy and i drink an entire bottle of rum, champagne, hypnotic, and keg beer, i turn into a fighting ninja. the ninja side only comes out in desperate situations. such as, street fights in front of the party we attended. the story, simply was a stranger who asked me for a smoke. i explained in fear of cancer i do not partake. he did not take that comment well, and decided to scream at me as he walked away. luckily the temper didn’t come out to play, that time. krissy and i simply hollered after him, in fits of laughter.
inside the party while in line for the bathroom, a VERY annoying VERY young girl decided to be bitchy to krissy and i. not the brightest idea. we continued to make fun of her for the duration of the evening. this included “accidentally” spilling champagne on her, oops. she then punched krissy. her boyfriend immediately took her outside. i think by that time he realized the blonde duo doesn’t back down. sometimes it’s fun to pretend you are 23 again!
we grew tired of the party and decided to wander the streets of slc, not the best idea in the pouring rain while drunk. supermark came to our rescue. eggs, all around!
happy new year everyone!
can you imagine alecia’s horror if she had been with you? muahahahaha
ahhhh good times, I love it when bitches get sent home by their boyfriends because they don’t know how to act in public…..we should have totally shown her a thing or two about proper drinking etiquette.
Love,
Krissy
krissy, we are so smart…SMRT!