Sarah Bellum's Tales of Wit and Charm

that’s right, you heard me. no politically correct greeting bullshit found here.

i hope your holiday was filled with family, good food, and of course presents. lots and lots!

Hubble finds new moons, rings around Uranus

A photo taken by the Hubble Space Telescope shows previously known rings around Uranus.

(CNN) — New images from the Hubble Space Telescope show the planet Uranus has two additional moons and two faint rings never observed before.

ageless humor. some things will make me laugh, despite my age. the planet uranus will always be on that list. especially when it has rings around it!

the romney’s are to the mormons as the kennedy’s were to the catholics. if first you don’t succeed try…try again. mitt for president? no. haven’t they been there done that? 1968.

latter-day politics? good-bye abortion. hello prohibition.

“he is my best friend, and it will be that way forever,” paris hilton said of her ex-fiancée paris latsis.

i hate to break up (pun intended) the oh so tender moment, but seriously. who stays friends with their ex? sure casual acquaintances (maybe) but best friends?

break-ups are meant to be uncivil affairs. smashed glasses, shattered egos, drunken text messaging, cheap insults, and most famously–hate sex. if you aren’t experiencing these symptoms then you aren’t breaking up properly.

so paris– fire your press agent, grab a spoon and spend a night as a “normal” girl.

last night was the first annual girly christmas party, hosted at my girl pad. the opposite gender not allowed. remember the days of childhood club houses with the no boys sign? well that was our party. complete with too much girl beer, girl chinese (fake meat), and girl christmas specials. nothing says i love my girls like purple flasks. if only they had been glitter….

to my girl gang, thank you for the good times and gift-age. i love you as much as a pumpkin latte (and that is a lot)!