I asked my mom what she wanted for Mother’s Day this year and her only request was that sarahnielson.com not show up as a top search result for medical grade vibrators.
Seriously, what kind of request is that? But whatever, she’s my mother (and in spite of her words actually being the reason for said search result) so I’ll do my best to honor her wishes. From this point on my snark will no longer be found on this site, but rather over at the new blog: Wit & Charm. This feed will forward, but do me a favor and update your feed.
***NOTE: My mom didn’t actually make that request, but of course I’m going to print this post and include it with her real gift and try to convince her she did. It’ll be fun to watch her shake her head in fake disgust.